Jamaica sandwich for me, please?
I can’t believe January is almost over, doesn’t it seem like New Years just happened? I suppose it did, in a way, but no matter: onward to February! Michael and myself will be spending a lot of time on the road over the next few weeks (check out the events page to see when we’ll be near you.) It’s going to be a lot of fun, I just hope that the impending snow won’t get in the way!
I don’t like bad news, but right now all eyes are on Haiti. Fortunately, donations have been pouring in from all manner of agencies, aid drives, and charitable citizens– the US government itself has already spent $379 million on rescue and relief efforts– and now I’m doing my part. One dollar from every CD purchased from my site between now and February 7th will be donated toward relief efforts in Haiti. You can purchase the EP here. Michael is offering the same donation, you can get his album here. In addition, every digital download purchase of over $8.99 will also contribute to the fund.
Here’s something really neat: two researchers at Imperial College London started an experiment last year called DarwinTunes, a sound generator that has learned to make music based on its user’s ratings of streaming, 15-second clips. It’s very interesting, but you’ll lose track of time very quickly playing around on it. You can hear how the music has “evolved” on their News page, where they’ve posted samples from various points along the experiment.
And now, some music produced (mostly) by humans. First, I’ve posted my favorite song by French quartet Phoenix, a tune apparently inspired by Franz Liszt, or maybe by the Ken Russell film of the same name. In any case, I really thought I had posted this song back in September, but I was still figuring out all the bells and whistles of the internets, so I must have made a mistake.
Secondly, a song by Major Lazer, a collaboration between DJs Diplo and Switch (of “Paper Planes” fame) and a seemingly endless line-up of Jamaican guest rappers and dance hall artists. It’s a bizarre combination, but weirdly catchy, and I have been powerless to get it out of my head.








If Stone Cold walks into a Cold Stone, do the two create a paradox and vanish? I can only assume that he would get a free ice cream, take some money from the tip jar, and have the staff serenade him until he stops the noise with his fist. Above is my artist’s interpretation of what this scenario would look like, assuming he left the store intact.