If Stone Cold walks into a Cold Stone, do the two create a paradox and vanish? I can only assume that he would get a free ice cream, take some money from the tip jar, and have the staff serenade him until he stops the noise with his fist. Above is my artist’s interpretation of what this scenario would look like, assuming he left the store intact.

We’ve been keeping busy at the Lynchburg compound, working on some new music and preparing for the mass-distribution of musical propaganda (the good kind, though). Speaking of which, I want to know what you think of this site! You can drop me a line through the “contact” link to the left– tell me what you want to see more of/less of, submit special requests.  I’ll be as accommodating as I can, unless you’re Tom Cruise.  Stay the hell away from my website, Cruise.  Lastly, here’s your music for today, in which Melbourne-based artist Muscles provides the soundtrack for the picture posted above:

MP3: Muscles – Ice Cream